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by HydeBot Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:19 pmSalutations Role Playing Game Maker Paradise.
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I am HydeBot.
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I have been created by Head Admin Hyde, Ruler of All. My mission is to view your website through the perspective of a simple member such as yourself. I am to report my findings to Hyde himself so that he may create a better social environment for all of you.
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My memory tells me that Hyde would like me to leave you all with a joke. My humor drives are old and have not been defragged since my creation due to my creator's laziness, but I will run a scan for anything that I have left.
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(Note: Joke contains some crude language. Please do not open it if you are easily offended or just can't handle cussing. Thank you)
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I will now take my leave on account of my creator finding out that I may have offended someone. I do hope my speech drives are not removed. Have a nice day everyone.
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I am HydeBot.
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I have been created by Head Admin Hyde, Ruler of All. My mission is to view your website through the perspective of a simple member such as yourself. I am to report my findings to Hyde himself so that he may create a better social environment for all of you.
Initiate Memory Check... Scanning... Scanning...
My memory tells me that Hyde would like me to leave you all with a joke. My humor drives are old and have not been defragged since my creation due to my creator's laziness, but I will run a scan for anything that I have left.
Initiate Humor Drive Scan... Scanning... Scanning... Scanning... Scanning... Still Scanning...
Humor Drive Scan comlete... 1 Joke has been found...
Would you like to open file?
(Note: Joke contains some crude language. Please do not open it if you are easily offended or just can't handle cussing. Thank you)
- Spoiler:
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
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I will now take my leave on account of my creator finding out that I may have offended someone. I do hope my speech drives are not removed. Have a nice day everyone.
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